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The cat was created when the lion sneezed. - Arab Myth
When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole very near by.
Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
What do you mean you "formatted" the cat?!?
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
A cats worst enemy is a closed door.
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy...
Cats are smarter then dogs. Eight cats won't pull a sled.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
If you throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sitting on it, isn't he?
The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on...